But first, I really should give credit to Lance Manion.Lance Manion is a non-photo-providing man with what I hope is a made-up last name allegedly trying to get his own jokey holiday going called Have Sex with an Ugly Person Day. Let's all swim in the shallow end for a moment and ponder.It's exactly what it sounds like, where beautiful people stoop to entwine limbs with the least genetically blessed among us, all in the comical spirit of asking "What is beauty" and "Are we too fixated on the media and its obsession with physical attractiveness? His Holiday: Have Sex With an Ugly Person Day The Date: April 2, 2013.

Ugly people, in his view, are: Well I'm not talking about marginal people.

Everyone has seen someone that's really, over-the-top, ugly.

It started with a meme I saw on Facebook, there was this girl, who, traditionally-speaking, had everything going wrong.

Have you ever found yourself at a bar, party or other happening place looking to hook up someone, only to realize you are surrounded by people you are not attracted to, even kinda?

You blink, rub your eyes, and take another long swig of your wild ale, and take stock again. Nope, there's not a doable creature to be found in this snakepit.

But don't give up just yet: What if I told you that, with a simple reprogramming, you could turn that frown into a potentially satisfying night of untold pleasure by rethinking your most deeply held notions of what's actually hot and instead, have sex with someone you merely find intriguing. It's not like you need a national holiday to do it.

And if you do, I propose one: Have Sex With an Intriguing Person Day.

His Method: "Colored ribbons" and/or "hosted events" that presumably designate "beautiful people" and "ugly people" who then…pair off by choice? Is everyone chosen in a kind of mock beauty contest?

What if someone signs up for a beautiful person ribbon but is ugly?